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Jamie
(May 15 '07 08:40):
it sucks worse than my dead granny sucking eggs
[826461]
HUGE BLACK DICK
(Dec 7 '06 07:40):
I LOVE SPOCK
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lurker
(Nov 7 '04 20:24):
Let the commencement beginulate!
[466439]
E
(Nov 5 '04 19:55):
guess it just isn't the same being here as it is in EQ. I mean, you can kill Charles here but you don't get any experience for it. :P
[461946]
lurker
(Oct 31 '04 01:37):
Yes, but still, I like Perl and boobs. I have not seen Bill. My name is Charles.
[445976]
Callisto (a K)
(Oct 11 '04 21:21):
cody, just the person I was hoping to see. I had a question about drugs.
[427937]
Cheese Head
(Sep 21 '04 23:44):
cody call me cheese crack head ok
[421939]
Sita
(Sep 13 '04 21:01):
the game should never come before a relationship. which is one reason we have two accounts. so both can play at the same time if we want.
[419285]
lurker
(Sep 11 '04 00:37):
fuck you both. *L*
[357748]
COWBOY
(Jul 8 '04 19:11):
charles the new people like jesus
[322032]
lurker
(Jun 11 '04 23:55):
Bans will be handed out if I'm defecated upon....
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lurker
(Apr 29 '04 21:59):
roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo
[278951]
Genviève
(Apr 28 '04 23:01):
Cowboy, humping is sort of like having sex with someone. Do you know what that is?
[267439]
lurker
(Apr 20 '04 00:21):
Inside running gag. A friend has lawn gnomes one night after the club when he went home drunk the gnomes were after him so he had to piss on them to hold them off. Then it evolved into shitting on them so they don't stick their pointy hats up your arse. The one with the red hat is the leader btw.
[265890]
lurker
(Apr 19 '04 11:35):
Tragic. Spam title: "Atkins Penis Enlargement Pills!" <-- *shits you not*
[249418]
lurker
(Apr 8 '04 22:28):
I am SOOOO horny
[247659]
COWBOY
(Apr 8 '04 00:16):
dragon how does it feel when you hump me
[247632]
COWBOY
(Apr 8 '04 00:10):
dragon do you want to hump
[241804]
Cody
(Apr 4 '04 23:55):
CHAZ IS THE GOATSE.
[41350]
Lee-Lee
(unknown):
He'll do anything to please-us! Get down on his knees-us! Back-door Jesus!
[821619]
Jordan
(Nov 28 '06 23:37):
You shoulda been more of the "I'm a secret spy type and i've got the code to getting into Chaz's pants".
[454645]
Grim
(Oct 19 '04 22:52):
"josh is at the top of the gay tree"
[427937]
Cheese Head
(Sep 21 '04 23:44):
cody call me cheese crack head ok
[367581]
Rose
(Jul 16 '04 22:56):
Charles has a pet beard on his face. =P
[329653]
J!
(Jun 18 '04 23:22):
*takes off pants*holds them up*Pants! Pants of glorious joy! Enveloping a glorious boy! They go where he sits! They cover his bits! PANTS SPLENDIFOROUS PANTS AHOY!!!
[290514]
Roykirk
(May 9 '04 23:18):
Nah, I'm more Gumby than Pokey.... ;)
[264103]
John Basedow
(Apr 18 '04 01:02):
Feenix leavenotefor Cody saying Oh my sweet Codikins, last night I gripped my throbbing manhood and thought about how you liked to rest your penis on my massive pecs as I bounced it from pec to pec by flexing. It was like your dick was a child and my pecs were trampolines....MmmmMMmmmmmmmm ARRGH!!! *spooge*
[247044]
Katrina
(Apr 7 '04 20:50):
People are like chocolate covered cherries... On the outside, they look all different, some with coconuts and some in fancy shapes, but when you bite into them, you find they're all filled with red goo.
[244263]
Rose
(Apr 6 '04 00:14):
Josh is a fan of Cody's white whale.
[225381]
Leah
(Mar 27 '04 01:02):
Cody is a tube-sock user, I wonder why. Charles is a demon of the Underworld known as BEARDORIETH. Cody is adding to his Baldwin shrine as we speak. Charles is taping a single strand of beard-hair to send in his fan-letter to Richard Simmons. Cody is secretly peeking at Rose when she sleeps at night. Cody is bent on Katman’s destruction, for if he can’t have Katman, NO ONE WILL @_@. Charles is considering a new beard, I mean HAIR style. Cody is descended from a long line of Keebler Elves. Cody is thinking about Leah RIGHT NOW. Cody is seriously considering butt-implants. Cody is slowly rolling his tongue across Big D’s nipple. Cody is masturbating to the wondrous sounds of Brooks and Dunne. Cody is a FOOL who programmed Kevin to block association posts from Jordan and Leah. Cody is a DAMN FOOL if he thinks he can mess with Leah. Cody is going to PAY. Cody is going to SING LIKE A CANARY and then he’ll get a nice new pair of cement shoes. Cody is into goat-porn.
[225319]
Leah
(Mar 27 '04 00:42):
Charles is a throbbing walrus testicle. Cody is just a guy, a guy who likes a good dickin’. Charles is prettier than Salma Hayak. Cody is a guy who dreams of John Basedow’s sweaty pecs. Charles is a mustard lover, and by lover I mean LOVER, because he uses it as lubricant for naughtiness. Charles is thinking about Cody RIGHT NOW. Charles is thinking about REVENGE for these comments RIGHT NOW. Charles is lucky to look that good in leiterhosen, because not everyone can pull that look off. Charles is a beard-beast. Charles is ribbed for Cody’s pleasure. Charles is always looking for the next great furry convention. Charles is a very forgiving person, of Leah especially. Charles is angry right now, so angry he could tear the Yeti right off his face!
[212053]
J!
(Mar 19 '04 23:02):
I do not fear Charles, or his nerdy shoes, Beardo, however is another story
[193404]
Adekka
(Mar 7 '04 23:40):
*LOL* Hey, if I have to be a smelly bowling shoe you can be tacky and cheap.
[193396]
Adekka
(Mar 7 '04 23:38):
Rose = Flip flop with big gaudy flower :)
[157636]
Leah
(Feb 17 '04 00:00):
Josh is one who emasculates Kevy with filthy games of dick and then doesn't even cuddle afterward.
[98439]
Leah, a Dame
(Jan 14 '04 15:21):
Leah was a good-looking all right. The way a rabid racoon is good-looking right before it sinks its fangs into your legs. Yeah. They'd seen dames like her before. At Bellvue.
[62463]
(unknown lurker)
(unknown):
Thats ok though you keep spurning my affections, I'm going to hit on my first choice Rose instead ; So what say Rose, you, me, some chicken and maybe a shoe or two? ; lol
[12640]
Cody
(unknown):
kevy is the single biggest contributor to the downfall of Trekkernet's decency. *L*
[10372]
Cody
(unknown):
kevin, keep your tongue away from me
[894350]
Cody
(Feb 22 '08 17:27):
I'm surprised he works at all. I didn't exactly DO anything to change him from phoenix chat to star trekker chat... i just changed the address of the messages.html file basically.... it's like trying to hook an air conditioner to a stereo to make a vacuum cleaner. but it worked
[881261]
Dragon
(Aug 25 '07 17:23):
I asked Tuna/Cee to marry me and she said YES! WHOOOOHOOOO! She's crazy it's true but it makes me a very lucky Draggy!! =)
[821152]
DarthBorg
(Nov 28 '06 17:58):
Hehehe Gen has 9 erections.
[820085]
kevin
(Nov 27 '06 23:38):
My name is Winter. I'm a bitch. Why? I like to close rooms down that are chocked full of idiots, causing them all to MIGRATE in a huge flock to other rooms, like this one. Where they proceed to cause heaps of trouble and complain about their precious D'lan being gone all the time. When someone finally DOES create a D'lan replica for the morons to go to, I come in and shut it down. Not only do I ruin any trace of happiness for the poor saps, but I also cause a SECOND incursion by them back into Phoenix Chat. Have a great day.
[473314]
Snog-Queen Rosey
(Nov 20 '04 22:35):
*puts pants back on*
[468192]
1seth25
(Nov 11 '04 13:55):
ne1 want 3 chat press 222
[465339]
Cody
(Nov 4 '04 19:55):
Jesus christ, remind me not to say "furry porn", ever again.
[461946]
lurker
(Oct 31 '04 01:37):
Yes, but still, I like Perl and boobs. I have not seen Bill. My name is Charles.
[459314]
lurker
(Oct 26 '04 13:20):
I don't discriminate... I'm fat enough to love all fast food equally.
[458273]
Cody
(Oct 25 '04 20:25):
You people are disturbing. That means a lot coming from me.
[455873]
Roykirk
(Oct 21 '04 20:02):
Tsk, tsk, fer shame.... How could anyone be so juvenile.... yay boobs
[453927]
Queen Jen
(Oct 18 '04 22:51):
That's going to be my incentive to get people to come visit me. They get to ban Luc.
[453354]
lurker
(Oct 18 '04 18:48):
I'm a fat fuck.
[450829]
Cody
(Oct 15 '04 18:40):
is a goddamn genius.... or... perhaps just lucky
[448973]
Dairety
(Oct 13 '04 21:57):
I wanna F*** like and animal
[446303]
LOA
(Oct 11 '04 23:03):
I love using my breasts to get what I want in life..... discounts and drinks.... life is good....
[446263]
Callisto (a K)
(Oct 11 '04 22:52):
*does an out-loud test* my placenta is in my pantaloons.
[446154]
Callisto (a K)
(Oct 11 '04 22:28):
breast like.... yeah... that answers all my questions. Now I understand everything there is to understand about men.
[427937]
Cheese Head
(Sep 21 '04 23:44):
cody call me cheese crack head ok
[415287]
lurker
(Sep 5 '04 22:25):
Wow...this scrunchie can fit all the way around my head.....
[412460]
Callisto (a K)
(Sep 2 '04 21:52):
at least it's Atkins approved....
[412447]
Queen JenJen
(Sep 2 '04 21:49):
ok. I'm doing that one now
[412446]
lurker
(Sep 2 '04 21:48):
Snarfing sperm. *snicker*
[412419]
lurker
(Sep 2 '04 21:44):
I'm stoopud
[411560]
LOA
(Sep 1 '04 21:16):
Spiders are bad. That's why God created men.... to step on them so I don't have to!
[409321]
JenJen
(Aug 28 '04 23:17):
And then her brother, who's dressed as the pimp, bitch slaps her and says, "Shut up, bitch! Gimmie those Snickers!"
[408297]
Cody
(Aug 27 '04 23:04):
Dragon - ghb is commonly referred to by the ignorant as a date rape drug. i only date rape myself, sorry
[396729]
Genviève
(Aug 18 '04 21:40):
Oh hell no Roykirk. Teaching is the best birth control EVAR.
[378308]
Jordan
(Aug 1 '04 00:35):
OK, here it is. Do not e-mail me, do not call me and do not use any form of media to contact me at ALL because i will not acknowlege you in anyway, shape or form. I want abosolutly NOTHING whatsoever to do with this chat, the people associated with it, no matter how far back our association may go. You are invisisible to me. Now and forever.
[358234]
Cody
(Jul 8 '04 22:03):
is listening to 1. Charls feat. Cowboy - Chat Guardin' (mooooo mix) on WinAmp
[357886]
COWBOY
(Jul 8 '04 20:28):
cody i feel so nuts about my self
[357748]
COWBOY
(Jul 8 '04 19:11):
charles the new people like jesus
[329653]
J!
(Jun 18 '04 23:22):
*takes off pants*holds them up*Pants! Pants of glorious joy! Enveloping a glorious boy! They go where he sits! They cover his bits! PANTS SPLENDIFOROUS PANTS AHOY!!!
[323674]
lurker
(Jun 14 '04 00:40):
Megan got a hold of my glasses and now they fit better. Downside, they smell like catfood..wtf?
[315052]
lurker
(Jun 7 '04 22:00):
I officially give up on women. They are nothing but trouble and involve far too much drama.
[300633]
Fr-Odo
(May 24 '04 00:03):
boobies, Boobies, BOOBIES!! *poof! Charles appears*
[284502]
Tallie
(May 4 '04 19:07):
i did snarf sperm. and it was disgusting. the end.
[278918]
lurker
(Apr 28 '04 22:52):
dragon why do you love to hump me are you specail ed
[255191]
Cody
(Apr 12 '04 22:42):
Tits? Did someone say tits? Who cares. Drugs.
[247632]
COWBOY
(Apr 8 '04 00:10):
dragon do you want to hump
[247599]
Trina
(Apr 7 '04 23:58):
There once was a guy named Chaz, he hurled dots with lots of pizzaz. One took out my eye and I can no longer cry and Charles' dots spotted my ass. *smirk*
[247044]
Katrina
(Apr 7 '04 20:50):
People are like chocolate covered cherries... On the outside, they look all different, some with coconuts and some in fancy shapes, but when you bite into them, you find they're all filled with red goo.
[246832]
lurker
(Apr 7 '04 18:09):
i'm a pasty flabby pirate ninja
[244910]
Adam
(Apr 6 '04 12:52):
Redheads are a handful, but man, are they worth it.
[241869]
Cody
(Apr 5 '04 00:05):
*infomercial speak* Keep the hand as our gift to you, free!
[241798]
lurker
(Apr 4 '04 23:54):
I own laughing, drugs, and winky-tongue-face. Yay.
[235439]
lurker
(Apr 1 '04 19:36):
*pulls down her pants, looks around with her hands on her hips* Well?
[233582]
MLE
(Mar 31 '04 18:51):
If you are what you eat, and you eat brussel sprouts, you are less likely to be eaten by others.
[230719]
MLE
(Mar 30 '04 00:08):
You know what was funny? In Vegas, my friend and I (both of us in uniform) were walking around the Experience, and these people walk by and this kid is like "Look, daddy! Trekkies!"
[228380]
lurker
(Mar 29 '04 00:21):
dragon yes you can hump my brother
[225381]
Leah
(Mar 27 '04 01:02):
Cody is a tube-sock user, I wonder why. Charles is a demon of the Underworld known as BEARDORIETH. Cody is adding to his Baldwin shrine as we speak. Charles is taping a single strand of beard-hair to send in his fan-letter to Richard Simmons. Cody is secretly peeking at Rose when she sleeps at night. Cody is bent on Katman’s destruction, for if he can’t have Katman, NO ONE WILL @_@. Charles is considering a new beard, I mean HAIR style. Cody is descended from a long line of Keebler Elves. Cody is thinking about Leah RIGHT NOW. Cody is seriously considering butt-implants. Cody is slowly rolling his tongue across Big D’s nipple. Cody is masturbating to the wondrous sounds of Brooks and Dunne. Cody is a FOOL who programmed Kevin to block association posts from Jordan and Leah. Cody is a DAMN FOOL if he thinks he can mess with Leah. Cody is going to PAY. Cody is going to SING LIKE A CANARY and then he’ll get a nice new pair of cement shoes. Cody is into goat-porn.
[225319]
Leah
(Mar 27 '04 00:42):
Charles is a throbbing walrus testicle. Cody is just a guy, a guy who likes a good dickin’. Charles is prettier than Salma Hayak. Cody is a guy who dreams of John Basedow’s sweaty pecs. Charles is a mustard lover, and by lover I mean LOVER, because he uses it as lubricant for naughtiness. Charles is thinking about Cody RIGHT NOW. Charles is thinking about REVENGE for these comments RIGHT NOW. Charles is lucky to look that good in leiterhosen, because not everyone can pull that look off. Charles is a beard-beast. Charles is ribbed for Cody’s pleasure. Charles is always looking for the next great furry convention. Charles is a very forgiving person, of Leah especially. Charles is angry right now, so angry he could tear the Yeti right off his face!
[225218]
J!
(Mar 27 '04 00:13):
*blink* i.....erm........*stammers* blushes*
[225216]
lurker
(Mar 27 '04 00:12):
You probably do that enough, Josh.
[225215]
J!
(Mar 27 '04 00:12):
damn that leah....I need to get back ontop of boobs
[219334]
Kristina
(Mar 23 '04 22:58):
*huffs, puffs, and after seven and a half-hour later, doctors present her with little Leah! Kris is aglow with the joy of new motherhood until the doctors explain that Leah is an ex-resident of her ass, at which point Kris flushes her away as she would an unruly turd*
[217751]
kevin
(Mar 22 '04 22:23):
jordan's anal probe gave bacon to Shorty fuzzy and sexy , Shorty fuzzy and sexy gave idiocy's to jordan's anal probe, but I kept my johnson
[214766]
Cody
(Mar 21 '04 02:06):
What do you get when you combine star trek, LSD, group sex, and command prompts?....
[213808]
kevin
(Mar 20 '04 21:41):
leah > *ignorez u and plays wiff my boytoy
[213683]
kevin
(Mar 20 '04 21:26):
lurker , but im taken....i am with Teh Loner
[206706]
Tyler on Vacation
(Mar 16 '04 22:41):
Slinking nave, who calls my excess of exuberance unwelcome! You are a villain with no recourse, foul creature. Shed not your jealousy upon me, I am immune to your distain, be it trite or sorrowful!
[203756]
Dragon
(Mar 14 '04 21:39):
Pfft piss on this I need a cock THAT much.
[173988]
Leah
(Feb 25 '04 20:23):
Adam (11:23 PM) : Your sudden surges of estrogen and horniness are like earthquakes in their unpredictability.
[157636]
Leah
(Feb 17 '04 00:00):
Josh is one who emasculates Kevy with filthy games of dick and then doesn't even cuddle afterward.
[155425]
Leah
(Feb 15 '04 20:57):
Hi my name is Leah. GOD DAMMIT YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING THAT PISSES ME OFF AND I HATE YOU FOR IT AND NOW I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OR CUT OFF YOUR PENIS UNTIL YOU BLEED AND BLEED AND DIE >_< *ANGRILY ANGRY* ......................... -_- ..... You're all so mean to me, and I never do anything to you *eats Cody's face*.
[151942]
Charles
(Feb 13 '04 23:28):
I AM CHARLES I AM VERY BEARDLY BLAAARRRGGHHHH MRFL BLAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! *STOMPSTOMPSTOMP*
[117010]
lurker
(Jan 25 '04 18:49):
boobies are overrated here have a candy cane, Luc.
[106162]
Leah
(Jan 17 '04 17:44):
Cody is delicious, malicious, and vicious!
[100850]
Cassie
(Jan 14 '04 15:33):
~walks up to Feenix and sets Intelligence and poise on the table~
[98439]
Leah, a Dame
(Jan 14 '04 15:21):
Leah was a good-looking all right. The way a rabid racoon is good-looking right before it sinks its fangs into your legs. Yeah. They'd seen dames like her before. At Bellvue.
[84750]
The Loner
(unknown):
yay killing intimacy!
[12604]
Cody
(unknown):
OMGWTFBBQ! O_O
[3266]
Bengal Tiger
(unknown):
Oh I had sex!
[848576]
Mr. Mister
(Feb 15 '07 22:01):
oh damn! i was suppose to day How the placenta are you today?
[821152]
DarthBorg
(Nov 28 '06 17:58):
Hehehe Gen has 9 erections.
[821134]
lurker
(Nov 28 '06 17:50):
You know how hard it was to find a man bag to match my shoes, Mister?!?!
[474529]
E
(Nov 22 '04 19:58):
*wha-psh*
[474528]
lurker
(Nov 22 '04 19:58):
What I said was... that... *watches Kelli pout, sighs, gets up and gathers yarn*
[474527]
lurker
(Nov 22 '04 19:58):
I didnt' say that...
[474526]
Callisto (a K)
(Nov 22 '04 19:56):
you trust E over me? *pout*
[471952]
Callisto (a K)
(Nov 18 '04 21:51):
so how did this engagement happen? the classic one-knee approach? the mutual agreement? fireworks? A request for a bra head?
[470506]
lurker
(Nov 16 '04 20:45):
I think that's how I'll propose. "This is such a special night. It's almost as beautiful as you. I was wondering, will you give me a bra head?"
[470464]
lurker
(Nov 16 '04 20:36):
They should can what you've got Jen. I've got a great add compaign in mind, "The Amazing Scrubbing Boobies!"
[470458]
Queen JenJen
(Nov 16 '04 20:35):
Besides, boobies are for painting
[470443]
Queen JenJen
(Nov 16 '04 20:32):
I had a bucket of water and crawled around on the floor on my hands and knees and cleaned
[468862]
Callisto (a K)
(Nov 12 '04 22:45):
Hi skeets. Welcome fo Placenta Chat. We just keep the Star Trek name for remembrance sake... but really all we talk about is placenta.
[468849]
Roykirk
(Nov 12 '04 22:38):
*LOL* I thought of you the other day. A co-worker was trying to say "placebo" and she said placenta instead!
[467258]
Roykirk
(Nov 8 '04 22:35):
*pictures Liz on her throne looking like a queen while the gay boys wait on her -- then they secretly sit on the throne and gossip about her when she's away* :)
[466397]
saddam
(Nov 5 '04 19:36):
Lucas is God
[458274]
Katrina
(Oct 25 '04 20:25):
It makes your whites whiter and your brights brighter! Placenta - don't drop a load without it!
[458273]
Cody
(Oct 25 '04 20:25):
You people are disturbing. That means a lot coming from me.
[458272]
Callisto (a K)
(Oct 25 '04 20:25):
Whenever I baked cookies, they would just stick to the pan. But then I found placenta... now everything comes out perfect.
[458268]
Katrina
(Oct 25 '04 20:23):
Aromatherapy candles... "Placental Breeze", for a relaxing evening with the family, burn after dinner.
[458263]
lurker
(Oct 25 '04 20:21):
Along similar thinking... Do not taunt Happy Fun Placenta...
[458261]
Cody
(Oct 25 '04 20:21):
Placental Lubricant, not for use on latex?
[458260]
lurker
(Oct 25 '04 20:21):
I wonder what other marvelous creations can be made from Placenta?
[458258]
Katrina
(Oct 25 '04 20:20):
Do not take with MAOI. Interactions between an MAOI and a placenta can caused increased sensitivity to the sun.
[458254]
Callisto (a K)
(Oct 25 '04 20:19):
Placenta side effects can include nausea, diahrea, headache, and dizziness... if you experience these side effects please talk with your doctor.
[458247]
Katrina
(Oct 25 '04 20:18):
The following side effects occured more frequently than when taking a placenta...
[458239]
lurker
(Oct 25 '04 20:17):
Thinking of the Folger's Crystals commercials... "We replaced this man's coffee with placenta! Let's see if he notices."
[458235]
Callisto (a K)
(Oct 25 '04 20:16):
"OK... here's the real medication... and here's the placenta. Let's give the placenta to this person and see how it works out."
[456193]
lurker
(Oct 22 '04 18:44):
*reads logs* Atkins friendly? WTF!? Calli is suppose to be a nice innocent girl! where'd she get that
[446263]
Callisto (a K)
(Oct 11 '04 22:52):
*does an out-loud test* my placenta is in my pantaloons.
[446199]
Roykirk
(Oct 11 '04 22:39):
Aww crap! I missed boobies?!?!?
[446182]
HAL
(Oct 11 '04 22:36):
Getting by on text boobies alone went out along with the 28k modem back in '98.
[446132]
HAL
(Oct 11 '04 22:23):
I think the pro-boobies platform in here has two very valid points.
[445997]
lurker
(Oct 11 '04 21:25):
*waves at Liz and her boobs*
[445944]
lurker
(Oct 11 '04 21:14):
*notes he has already occupied said lap, thusforth is thrust into intimacy with Josh*
[441915]
LOA
(Oct 7 '04 21:39):
I love my boobs right now..... how is everyone?
[438281]
Dairety
(Oct 4 '04 21:23):
I can just see the ads.. "Nuclear Panties: The panties that cause a Panic."
[438226]
~*Mj
(Oct 4 '04 21:10):
She's not nearly as good as any of the others in it, and yet, we're expected to believe that this non-talent little whelp is going to "acheive her dream". The real story would be, she gets in by default, flunks out, and committs suicide due ot the failure. *L*
[425504]
Genviève
(Sep 17 '04 22:07):
*L* Callisto (a K) asks about sequins and Luc asks about her rack. How appropriate.
[412462]
Italore
(Sep 2 '04 21:53):
oh my GOD, Callie!!!!.....*disgusted, yet laughing uncontrollably*
[412461]
lurker
(Sep 2 '04 21:53):
*ROTFL* Callisto, that is the last thing I expected you to say.
[412460]
Callisto (a K)
(Sep 2 '04 21:52):
at least it's Atkins approved....
[412453]
Italore
(Sep 2 '04 21:50):
Tallie did a thing for her boyfriend that men seem to enjoy. Instead of going down, it went up and into Tallie's nose. Tallie experienced buring pain, and required massive amounts of kleenex. It was gross. The end.
[409321]
JenJen
(Aug 28 '04 23:17):
And then her brother, who's dressed as the pimp, bitch slaps her and says, "Shut up, bitch! Gimmie those Snickers!"
[409318]
Callisto (a K)
(Aug 28 '04 23:16):
"Oh! Little trick-or-treaters at the door! And what are you, little girl?" "I'm a ho! And I cost twelve Snickers Bars."
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Roykirk
(Aug 28 '04 00:33):
No glaring at the Calli! She's a smart cookie--Bush and God. .....Not in that order, I guess. *L*
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Cody
(Aug 27 '04 23:10):
jesus christ, look what they did to jesus!
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Jen
(Aug 26 '04 22:34):
I kinda likes the Phantom of the Soap Opera. I played the old soap actress that had been on the show for a million years. When I got the part, I was happy. I yelled, "I get to be the bitch!"
[402635]
lurker
(Aug 23 '04 23:29):
=that makes me sad, roy stole 'boobs' from me while I was in vegas
[387598]
lurker
(Aug 10 '04 23:32):
*looks at Gen* Dear God Callisto, it's another you...
[387597]
Genviève
(Aug 10 '04 23:32):
*does the dance to Callisto (a K)'s karaoke*
[387596]
Callisto (a K)
(Aug 10 '04 23:32):
*sings the Pepto Bismol song* Nasea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomache, diareah! Hey! Pepto Bismol!
[370424]
Wonder Jen
(Jul 19 '04 23:05):
*thinks Josh wouldn't mind much getting his butt kicked by a bondage loving Amazon*
[329653]
J!
(Jun 18 '04 23:22):
*takes off pants*holds them up*Pants! Pants of glorious joy! Enveloping a glorious boy! They go where he sits! They cover his bits! PANTS SPLENDIFOROUS PANTS AHOY!!!
[321833]
Roykirk
(Jun 11 '04 23:07):
*ahem* Is NOT Rocket!
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Callisto (a K)
(May 26 '04 00:01):
my pupils are not dilated. if i was imagining the placenta, why would people be tryingto steal my placenta?
[303478]
J!
(May 26 '04 00:00):
*ties string to it's foot* carries placenta around like a balloon*
[303464]
lurker
(May 25 '04 23:57):
There's too much placenta for just one woman.
[303461]
lurker
(May 25 '04 23:57):
Share the placenta.
[303404]
lurker
(May 25 '04 23:48):
did you just punch me over a placenta?
[300547]
lurker
(May 23 '04 23:33):
She actually does say placenta kinda cool...
[294241]
Roykirk
(May 13 '04 22:05):
*is not old, nor squishy, nor Jordan, nor Rocket*!!!
[278686]
Callisto (a K)
(Apr 28 '04 20:49):
*giggles insanely and falls back into the tub of ice* .... placenta.... hahhahahaha!!!!
[271623]
Roykirk
(Apr 22 '04 21:59):
*is NOT Rocket* ....heh
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RK
(Apr 20 '04 08:22):
*is NOT Rocket* *L*
[266734]
lurker
(Apr 19 '04 21:20):
*does his, "I can make callisto cuss" dance*
[257672]
Roykirk
(Apr 14 '04 10:29):
Texas?? No..... *cough* I Am Not Rocket! *L*
[219334]
Kristina
(Mar 23 '04 22:58):
*huffs, puffs, and after seven and a half-hour later, doctors present her with little Leah! Kris is aglow with the joy of new motherhood until the doctors explain that Leah is an ex-resident of her ass, at which point Kris flushes her away as she would an unruly turd*
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lurker
(Mar 12 '04 19:56):
Make... your... pwn... holy D, I just typed pwn instead of own... snarl... sigh... Make your own peeps!? WTF? *distracted and promptly killed by the Evil Gen of the Bed*
[125731]
Rocket
(Jan 30 '04 21:14):
The wonderful thing about TiggersIs Tiggers are wonderful things!Their tops are made of rubberTheir bottoms are made out of springs!They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncyFun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!But the most wonderful thing about tiggers isI'm the only one!
[821619]
Jordan
(Nov 28 '06 23:37):
You shoulda been more of the "I'm a secret spy type and i've got the code to getting into Chaz's pants".
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Cody
(Oct 25 '04 20:25):
You people are disturbing. That means a lot coming from me.
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~*Mj
(Oct 11 '04 23:01):
If we want something, all we have to do is throw our breats around and the men fall over dazed and confused. If we could control our weight with the push of a button and stand up to pee, life would be about perfect.
[446282]
Callisto (a K)
(Oct 11 '04 22:56):
goodness... saying that outloud had me laughing until my tummy hurt and i was crying.
[446203]
~*Mj
(Oct 11 '04 22:41):
I want you all to know, of course, that I am NOTHING like this irl, much more reserved and lucid. I have only flashed someone once with my own breats.
[446199]
Roykirk
(Oct 11 '04 22:39):
Aww crap! I missed boobies?!?!?
[446182]
HAL
(Oct 11 '04 22:36):
Getting by on text boobies alone went out along with the 28k modem back in '98.
[446156]
lurker
(Oct 11 '04 22:29):
*LOL* I wish I knew exactly what it was... large or small, breasts are Good Things.
[446154]
Callisto (a K)
(Oct 11 '04 22:28):
breast like.... yeah... that answers all my questions. Now I understand everything there is to understand about men.
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lurker
(Oct 11 '04 22:25):
The left and right ones, MJ. *smirk*
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~*Mj
(Oct 11 '04 22:18):
How could I offer that? You want I should remove them and hand them over on a tray?
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lurker
(Oct 11 '04 21:45):
*assumes there is no J, therefore sits upon the MJish lap*
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lurker
(Oct 11 '04 21:25):
*waves at Liz and her boobs*
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~*Mj
(Oct 11 '04 21:22):
Hm. Just by virture of the fact that I am a)female and b)have a lap, you feel you have free range? *l*
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Callisto (a K)
(Oct 11 '04 21:21):
cody, just the person I was hoping to see. I had a question about drugs.
[445950]
lurker
(Oct 11 '04 21:15):
ewww it's a luc....*migrates to MJ's Lap*
[445944]
lurker
(Oct 11 '04 21:14):
*notes he has already occupied said lap, thusforth is thrust into intimacy with Josh*
[445897]
Callisto (a K)
(Oct 11 '04 20:57):
MJ... it will never bee long enough. Long hair lovers are like anorexics. They can never be thin enough and our hair can never be long enough.
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LOA
(Oct 7 '04 21:39):
I love my boobs right now..... how is everyone?
[425504]
Genviève
(Sep 17 '04 22:07):
*L* Callisto (a K) asks about sequins and Luc asks about her rack. How appropriate.
[409321]
JenJen
(Aug 28 '04 23:17):
And then her brother, who's dressed as the pimp, bitch slaps her and says, "Shut up, bitch! Gimmie those Snickers!"
[409318]
Callisto (a K)
(Aug 28 '04 23:16):
"Oh! Little trick-or-treaters at the door! And what are you, little girl?" "I'm a ho! And I cost twelve Snickers Bars."
[402635]
lurker
(Aug 23 '04 23:29):
=that makes me sad, roy stole 'boobs' from me while I was in vegas
[379117]
Roykirk
(Aug 1 '04 21:26):
I didn't mean your boobs, and I STILL got pelted with tangerines....
[329653]
J!
(Jun 18 '04 23:22):
*takes off pants*holds them up*Pants! Pants of glorious joy! Enveloping a glorious boy! They go where he sits! They cover his bits! PANTS SPLENDIFOROUS PANTS AHOY!!!
[244910]
Adam
(Apr 6 '04 12:52):
Redheads are a handful, but man, are they worth it.
[219334]
Kristina
(Mar 23 '04 22:58):
*huffs, puffs, and after seven and a half-hour later, doctors present her with little Leah! Kris is aglow with the joy of new motherhood until the doctors explain that Leah is an ex-resident of her ass, at which point Kris flushes her away as she would an unruly turd*
[206706]
Tyler on Vacation
(Mar 16 '04 22:41):
Slinking nave, who calls my excess of exuberance unwelcome! You are a villain with no recourse, foul creature. Shed not your jealousy upon me, I am immune to your distain, be it trite or sorrowful!
[98439]
Leah, a Dame
(Jan 14 '04 15:21):
Leah was a good-looking all right. The way a rabid racoon is good-looking right before it sinks its fangs into your legs. Yeah. They'd seen dames like her before. At Bellvue.
[41350]
Lee-Lee
(unknown):
He'll do anything to please-us! Get down on his knees-us! Back-door Jesus!
[863963]
lurker
(May 20 '07 12:05):
Pehw...for a menomt tehre I thguoht the ianblitiy to tpye had gttoen me
[863944]
lurker
(May 20 '07 11:56):
*hangs her sheep out to dry on the balcony*
[857200]
lurker
(May 7 '07 20:20):
Purple supergiant stars have less pasta per pound than expensive coke addicts who snort Crest toothpaste.
[855700]
lurker
(May 6 '07 13:58):
Keep that rugby ball away then. No! You've done it now...must...tackle...something...*tackles the couch*
[842743]
lurker
(Jan 26 '07 02:25):
I will write an e-mail to steve jobs requesting he replace the apple logo with a pear so that mac users' souls will be saved.
[838110]
lurker
(Jan 13 '07 12:43):
I could have gone out in Leeds tonight, but NOOOO, my bank account ruins my plans yet again
[833723]
lurker
(Dec 24 '06 17:53):
muhry christmuhs :P
[827091]
lurker
(Dec 8 '06 04:35):
Die Kuh macht Moo!
[819798]
lurker
(Nov 26 '06 02:08):
Not everything. For example, scorpions and sex do not mix.
[804151]
lurker
(Sep 6 '06 13:34):
<--she pissed on the floor! GNER!
[801696]
lurker
(Aug 25 '06 23:45):
Gnixle *floop*
[801687]
lurker
(Aug 25 '06 23:40):
Yar, I'm in a dorky mood.
[801303]
lurker
(Aug 23 '06 23:25):
I don't run fast and I don't moo :P
[800726]
lurker
(Aug 20 '06 22:17):
<--- Ghost-Hunting at the Grim Hotel *LOL*
[789831]
Grayam
(Mar 29 '06 20:43):
Why are you so pissy?! *hits you with fish* Stop that at once.
[768125]
lurker
(Mar 2 '06 15:43):
I actually do need to eat more pies... cos I ain't getting my fair share
[753269]
lurker
(Feb 3 '06 15:49):
DL, you're hot
[743277]
lurker
(Jan 27 '06 12:26):
Yeah...I was getting a little nauseous, but I've nauseated a few innocent beings in my time so it's only fair
[605917]
negro
(Aug 5 '05 22:07):
ill roll you up and smoke you all
[492113]
Damek Yonoguska
(Jan 26 '05 18:13):
both of my grandmothers died in 73...one grandfather died in 63, the year before i was born....my last grandfather died 10 years ago
[458564]
Rosey
(Oct 25 '04 22:37):
*watches Conan* Mrf. She has a vagania puppet....
[456785]
Rosey
(Oct 22 '04 22:53):
Deadies are teh pleh.
[358079]
Grim
(Jul 8 '04 21:28):
I'm blue daba di daba die, daba di daba die, daba di daba di *L*
[278951]
Genviève
(Apr 28 '04 23:01):
Cowboy, humping is sort of like having sex with someone. Do you know what that is?
[247044]
Katrina
(Apr 7 '04 20:50):
People are like chocolate covered cherries... On the outside, they look all different, some with coconuts and some in fancy shapes, but when you bite into them, you find they're all filled with red goo.
[177820]
Leah
(Feb 27 '04 02:41):
*gnaws on her own hand*
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Cody
(Feb 27 '04 02:39):
*digs behind the bar* *places five shot glasses on the table* *fills one with whiskey, one with vodka, one with bacardi 151 rum, one with tequila, and fills the last one with 190 proof EVERCLEAR, as if the other shots weren't enough* *pulls out a platter from the kitchen* *digs into his stash: places a whole ounce of BC's finest buds on the platter.....freshly cut..... the sweet irresistable scent of just-broken-up bud wafting over to him. also places some cigarettes, cigars, and a tin of tobacco. and a small handful of colorful E pills with pretty symbols on them!*
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Leah
(Feb 15 '04 20:57):
Hi my name is Leah. GOD DAMMIT YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING THAT PISSES ME OFF AND I HATE YOU FOR IT AND NOW I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OR CUT OFF YOUR PENIS UNTIL YOU BLEED AND BLEED AND DIE >_< *ANGRILY ANGRY* ......................... -_- ..... You're all so mean to me, and I never do anything to you *eats Cody's face*.
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lurker
(Feb 14 '04 17:50):
Damn you! You tall leggy bitch! *doing his best stewie*
[109827]
Leah
(Jan 19 '04 20:19):
AAAAAAAAAAAAhaHAaHAhaHaaHAhaHAhAA!!!!!!!!!!!
[31415]
Jordan
(unknown):
<-----this RIGHT freakin' here.
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Cody
(unknown):
kevin a new user has entered your ass
[3266]
Bengal Tiger
(unknown):
Oh I had sex!
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Abaddon
(unknown):
Cock is useless without teh VIAGRA SERIES@!